Runway T-shirts

Wit this t-shirt, you can let everyone know that they shouldn’t judge all white people based just off of you.

And if you don’t already have it, do yourself a favor and grab a copy of the NoFX track Don’t Call Me White, off the Punk In Drublic album:

The connotations wearing my nerves thin
Could it be semantics generating the mess we’re in?
I understand that language breeds stereotype
But what’s the explanation for the malice, for the spite?

I wasn’t brought here, I was born
Circumsized, categorized, allegiance sworn,
Does this mean I have to take such shit
For being fairskinned? No!
I ain’t a part of no conspiracy,
I’m just you’re average Joe.

We’re better off this way
Say what you’re gonna say
So go ahead and label me
An asshole cause I can
Accept responsibility, for what I’ve done
But not for who I am

Click Here to get a Not an Accurate Representation of White People T-shirt

Gringo Star are a big beat, psychedelic, southern rock band from Atlanta, Georgia. I’m pretty sure this shirt has nothing to do with them, but if you ever see this obscure little band somewhere and the boys try and take you for copyright infringement, you didn’t get the shirt from me. Tell them you got the shirt from GI José, along with some gum, cotton candy, a stuffed animal, and an inflatable mallet.

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If you can’t love the one your with, then you probably need to day dream about fighting the man. If you can’t possible live in your current moment, then raise your first in the air and let people know where your heart is: REVOLUTION.

Basically, this is a real cool way to test the waters on being a radical without actually sticking your neck out. Maybe you get into a few conversations. Maybe you explain who the man is and what about that institution you’re fighting. If that feels good. If that feels like your destiny then you go ahead and sign up to fight for the rebels in Latin America or some such thing.

Sign up for the guerilla rebel internship.

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I realized this morning that someone I care about is a hug addict. She needs hugs so badly that she is hurting people by using them for getting her “fix” of hugs.

She doesn’t want to hurt me any more than an alcoholic wants to hurt someone who loves him when he is drinking, but the alcoholic still takes the drink and the hug addict still goes to someone else for more hugs.

I used to love her hugs. Now I feel like an enabler.

Although, I guess hugs are better than drugs. They’re cheaper than drugs. And you can’t overdose on hugs. Also, hugs are not illegal or prohibited (except if you are a teacher in a school in some countries, and in certain other cases such as if you are a highschool student in some countries…)

That reminds me of a tshirt from T-Shirt Hell (which they no longer sell unfortunately):

Have you hugged your kid today? (I have)

Unfortunately, it seems this shirt is no longer available either, but check out the related shirts below.

This is one of those instances where someone gets quoted “accurately,” but either the context is incorrect or some of it was left out.

Many think Frankie D. was talking about the Great Depression and pulling oneself up by their bootstraps, getting to work and igniting the fire and passion of the country again.

Actually, this was pulled from a little anecdote about how Eleanor found a spider in the bathroom at the White House and FDR refused to kill it because he was screaming like a little girl and standing on his desk in the oval office.

Be an advocate for journalistic accuracy by wearing a The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself… And Spiders T-shirt

Negative people. They’re like human black holes which suddenly come out of nowhere and just suck the life out of you. You try to stay positive and remain strong but their negativity ends up just completely draining you, you feel exhausted, and you may also start to feel depressed too.

So what can you do?

Open up a can of positivity on their ass!

Fill that black hole with hilarity! Pound that ass with amusement! Lick their left one with laughter… wait?

I almost gave in to positive thinking but sarcasm came to the rescue!

Get a Don’t Make Me Open A Can Of Positivity On Your Ass T-shirt

Suck it, Canada. That’s what you get for being geographically located above us. Zing!

Stay tuned for Mexico: America’s Beard!

Wait… does that mean America is Canada’s Beard?

Click Here to get a Canada America’s Hat T-shirt

Celebrities are just like us, they need privacy… and 100% cotton t-shirts made in sweatshop free environments.

But seriously, leave Britney Lindsay alone right now. I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me because she’s not well right now.

Just give her a break! I’m sure any day now, her career is going to get the shot it desperately needs… right in the back of the head.

Click Here to get a Leave Lindsay A-Lohan T-shirt

Yesterday, a thought occurred to me:

“I wonder if the guy in the red uniform has his own shirt?”

Well, today I found it!

Kirk & Spock & Bones and some guy in a Red Shirt, soon to be some Dead guy in a Red Shirt.

It’s always the guy in the red uniform that dies when they beam down to a planet’s surface. The new Star Trek movie sticks to the formula because, well, it’s hilarious!

Show your away team spirit with this awesome tee. Just don’t get a red one if you can help it…

Click Here to get a Kirk & Spock & Bones Away Team T-shirt

If you always wondered why Klingons have that ridged forehead, then wonder no longer. Just like a Trojan in a gold box, Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.

And if you really had always wondered why Klingons have that ridged head, then I gotta question you’re upbringing. I mean, seriously! Who looks at a Klingon and thinks to themselves “Wow! That is an especially elegant example of evolution! But, what up with the ridged head..?”

I remember reading once that Klingons have an extra of all vital organs. Does this mean they have two penises…? While researching this question, I came across the following:

Don’t you wish.

No, Klingons do not have two penises. The system redundancy manifests itself as a second pair of testicles. However, if it’s any consolation, the Klingon penis is as ridged and hard as the Klingon forehead. The forehead may just be evolution’s way of advertising; “ribbed for her pleasure.”

Click Here to get a Klingon Ribbed For Her Pleasure T-shirt