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“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ma Let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time!” Kayne West.

With that one sentence, Kayne West nominated himself (and won, uncontested) the Douchebag-of-the-Year award.

We all know what happened at the VMAs, although I still don’t know who the fuck Taylor Swift is… but she did look concerned, the other celebrities lost it on Twitter:

Pink: “Kanye West is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me”. I will!

Katy Perry: “FUCK U Kanye. Its like u stepped on a kitten”

Spencer Pratt: “Kanye West should be banned for life from anything MTV!!!!!!! @MTV SO MAD SO MAD!”

Thank god Spencer Pratt gave his opinion on this highly contentious issue. The first thing I thought when I saw the incident was I wonder what Spencer Pratt have to say about this..?

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Don’t call me “not black” – I’m half black and speak clearly,
And that’s not nearly a reason to fear me.
Barely 8 years since you had hope,
And my change is dope.
“Clarevoyant”, “Perspicacious”,
My vocabulary’s long and audacious.
I don’t take sides – Bi Partisan,
A Harvard educated Lando Calrissian.
Trust me, this ain’t funny,
I used to use only public money.
Now I know I can score more money than a whore,
Dressed up like the Earth, fucking Al Gore.
I’m gonna knock you out, Obama said knock you out.
McCain he got the gout, Obama said knock you out.

Hey McCain, your sanity is gone,
Must have left it with the Viet Cong.
You’re crazy and wrong suckin’ Bush’s old dong,
Already old when L.L. made this song.
Hey Emperor face, I penetrated your base,
Made the right wing say “New Yorker’s got taste”
I’ll beat you in Missouri and Oklahoma,
After that, I’ll cure your melanoma!
Country first? More like country worst,
Or just selling more. Or go to church.
Sorry to burst but the record is showin’,
You’ll ditch people like you forgot your homes.
It was seven right? The polls are tight,
But your eight house won’t be white.
I’m gonna knock you out, Obama said knock you out.
You lose your temper then you shout, Obama said knock you out.

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It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
While you’re in my mother make me another brother
And while I’m in your mother I’ll never use a rubber, oh!

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’ma sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!

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