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If there was never any “naughty” then you wouldn’t have “nice” to compare it to. Thus, I dabble in naughty as a selfless gesture aimed at keeping nice in business so children can have toys.

Oh fine. The fact is that no matter how high up the grown up ladder I am dragged (kicking and screaming, I might add), I have yet to lose my grip on my juvenile sense of humor. So this made me laugh when I first saw it.

But I promise, I’m a real grown-up the rest of the time.

So I guess Santa was busy, but that’s okay because this is alright! Although I don’t know how I feel about my mom in a lesbian relationship. Though I suppose if she were going to be in a lesbian relationship, Mrs. Claus isn’t a bad choice – though hopefully the drawing in the I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell is proportionally correct as it might not be as fun if Mrs. Claus looks like Mr. Claus…

Who knows what you might find underneath the Mistletoe this Christmas!

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I did a search for “curse words list” and came up with this site. According to their “List of Curse Words” generator, their Top 10 according to visitor votes are:

1. fuck
2. homework
3. George W. Bush
4. assramming hamster fucker
5. cunt
6. shitting dick nipples
7. fucktard
8. motherfucking shitfaced whore
9. assbitch hoebag
10. Al Gore

Clearly their visitors are a bunch of juvenile idiot assholes. And even though it’s redundant when used alongside the word “cunt”, I was happy to see Dubya making the cut. That guy truly was a Dick Nipple Shitting Assramming Cunt.

But I digress.

I love a good t-shirt that puts the curse word debate back where it belongs; right in peoples’ fucking faces. TshirtHell, known for their retarded, offensively I’m-trying-to-offend-my-parents funny t-shirts, has a new one that does just that. “Don’t Curse” is a clever shirt that neatly conceals the bad words inside the Goody Two Shoes message.

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There’s one sure-fire way of getting lucky this Christmas. And that’s putting out for Santa!

Cookies, that is! What were you thinking of..?

If you think you might have made the naughty list this year, you can tip the scales in your favor by putting out for Santa this Christmas!

Of course, if you don’t have cookies, maybe you can think of something else Santa might like… or need?

Insulin perhaps? As of late, the toll that all the cookies and milk Santa has been eating over the years is quickly spelling big time health problems for the jolly man. As reported by his doctor, Mr. Claus’ blood sugar levels have been peaking; it is up to us to help save Santa! So instead of leaving cookies and milk, be a help to Santa and leave him a nice big syringe full of insulin. Yum!

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