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Everyone is happy to open their house to a stranger who brings them gifts once a year.

Those same people would probably not be happy to open their house to an active S&M aficionado and participant, but so far there have been no questions about what activities Santa and the misses enjoy on his own time.

Think about it – by the time Santa gets to the west coast of the United States, he’s been working solidly for 24 hours. I bet he’d gagging to blow off a bit of steam.

Note to self – holiday in Australia this Christmas…

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This shurt iz for thoze of you out there that help educait our younginz. Education be important. Me so glad to have had gooder teachers than anybody else in school. Pleeze show that your the bestest teecher out their.

Why am I talking like a lolcat?

The fact is, all Primary or Elementary School teachers went to university to “re-cap” on their early education; that “reading, writing and ‘rithmetic didn’t quite stick the first time around, so they figured they’d do it again before heading out into the big world to secure a job. Unfortunately, they are then funneled into the education department.

This is scientific fact, people!

You see shows like The Simpsons and have a laugh at Mrs Krabappel and Miss Hoover who are counting down the hours until the end of class more even more anticipation than the children. Art imitates life, what more can I say?

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