Abstinence: 99.99% Effective
Trying explaining this one to your parents!
That’s not a bad batting average for abstinence, so I really don’t want to rub it in the evangelical’s and fundamentalist’s faces… but it does throw the whole unwanted pregnancy, abortion, Roe vs. Wade, condoms, pope, adoption thing out of whack slightly, when the one out of a billion conceptions from abstinence turns out to be the Messiah. That does tend to blow the remaining 0.01% out of proportion.
that would make an awesome t-shirt
I would wear it to church. lol