Jun 01
By now, you should all know my feelings about pirates. They are far from the sexiest creatues at sea. In fact, I’d go to far as to say that I’d rather bed the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom.
Because this is a Pirate shirt about trying to get a date, it would be too easy for me to tell a bunch of jokes about “chests” and “booty”… so here they are:
What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty.
Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated arrrrgh! Why? Because of all the booty!
Why did the pirate become a rapper? Because he wanted more booty.
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