Ask Me About My Stimulus Package
So the other day I was like “Hey! The government better damn well hand over some free money during these tough times.”
But then I realized that I already live off the government, so I knew from experience it will take a long time to get more free money.
Stupid slow-ass government.
And then I realized I already have a package, and boy does it stimulate!
Why don’t you ask me about it..?
