Those same people would probably not be happy to open their house to an active S&M aficionado and participant, but so far there have been no questions about what activities Santa and the misses enjoy on his own time.

Think about it – by the time Santa gets to the west coast of the United States, he’s been working solidly for 24 hours. I bet he’d gagging to blow off a bit of steam.

Note to self – holiday in Australia this Christmas…

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Oh fine. The fact is that no matter how high up the grown up ladder I am dragged (kicking and screaming, I might add), I have yet to lose my grip on my juvenile sense of humor. So this made me laugh when I first saw it.

But I promise, I’m a real grown-up the rest of the time.

So I guess Santa was busy, but that’s okay because this is alright! Although I don’t know how I feel about my mom in a lesbian relationship. Though I suppose if she were going to be in a lesbian relationship, Mrs. Claus isn’t a bad choice – though hopefully the drawing in the I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell is proportionally correct as it might not be as fun if Mrs. Claus looks like Mr. Claus…

Who knows what you might find underneath the Mistletoe this Christmas!

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Cookies, that is! What were you thinking of..?

If you think you might have made the naughty list this year, you can tip the scales in your favor by putting out for Santa this Christmas!

Of course, if you don’t have cookies, maybe you can think of something else Santa might like… or need?

Insulin perhaps? As of late, the toll that all the cookies and milk Santa has been eating over the years is quickly spelling big time health problems for the jolly man. As reported by his doctor, Mr. Claus’ blood sugar levels have been peaking; it is up to us to help save Santa! So instead of leaving cookies and milk, be a help to Santa and leave him a nice big syringe full of insulin. Yum!

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