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Drunkin’ Gonuts

admin — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:00:06 +0000

The awesome tee features a parody of that donut logo and that perfect cup of coffee. It’s really the perfect drinking shirt!

If Dunkin’ Donuts is all about coffee and donuts, I suppose Drunkin’ Gonuts is all about booze and meth. That would certainly make a formidable franchise opportunity!

A place like that would certainly liven things up on a Tuesday night.

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Hangovers – God’s Way Of Saying “You Kicked Ass Last Night”

admin — Sun, 10 May 2009 12:31:13 +0000

Have you ever had one of those weekends where, come Monday morning, you find yourself in your office, with what seems to be a second heartbeat in your head that’s so loud, it’s actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube?

I currently have Vodka vapor seeping out of every pore and making me dizzy. My body has lost the ability to generate saliva and my tongue is trying to suffocating me. I’d cry, but that would take the last of the moisture left in my body. Death seems pretty good right now.

The only consolation right now is that the man up stairs is currently giving me a thumbs up for kicking ass last night.

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I Pound Beers For Jesus

admin — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:23:01 +0000

I hope everyone is enjoying their Easter holidays! I’m getting away from it all myself… “all” meaning my family. Obviously, I’m still busting my ass to bring you the lol’s.

I don’t know where you live and you don’t know where I live, but did anyone else have trouble buying a drink yesterday? Easter Friday – it’s like it was a religious holiday or something… Luckily, the clubs opened at midnight this morning, and I turned up wearing my I Pound Beers For Jesus. And what do you know? BAM – straight to the front of the line!

Unlike the time I wore my Manwhore shirt. The door bitch looked me up and down and said “Well, at least you’re honest!”

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Warning If I Wake Up With Marker On My Face I’ll Stab You

admin — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:53:45 +0000

We’ve all been there. You know what I mean – you’ve had a few too many drinks, put your head down for a quick power nap, then when you wake up the next morning, some douche has drawn all over your face with a black marker.

Maybe that’s why I like that movie Garden State so much. I want to draw all over that smarmy Zack Braff’s ugly face so bad! *ahem*

Anyways, there’s one sure-fire method for preventing this from happening. With one of these shirts, you can pass out wherever you please and know that you will wake up safely marker free. It’d probably help also if you carry a knife with you wherever you wear this shirt and drink heavily… I can’t think of a way this plan can go wrong!

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