Apr 03

Homosexuals Are Gay More problems for Hillary Clinton. The head of New York state’s leading gay rights group describes Hillary Clinton as a disappointment on same-sex marriage. Today, her husband Bill described her as a disappointment on opposite-sex marriage.

But seriously, when did gay become an insult? Oh, wait – I remember… pre-school. And adolescence. And high school. Pretty much all those formative years, when being different was like having target painted on your back. Or carrying round a handbag full of rainbows.

It was obvious to everyone my school friend Adam was gay as christmas, but he fought his biological urges valiantly, fathering a child then enlisting in the navy. He no doubt agrees with Republican plans to press for a constitution amendment to ban gay marriage. Because the founding fathers intended gay sex to be very casual, they didn’t want it to be married.

Still in politics, Governor Schwarzenegger weighed in on the San Francisco situation. He said he wants them to stop the gay marriages going on up there, but he said that he still supports same sex groping, then he went back to slathering body oil all over his muscles in front of other guys…

I suppose Governor Schwarzenegger thinks the instituion of marriage is not the proper venue to express gay sexuality. Maybe we should try the locker room at Gold’s Gym?

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