Though it may be an uneasy truce between these timeless foes, we must end the bloodshed immediately. An alliance must be formed.
Though wooden peg leg and eyepatch manufacturers may be displeased by this alliance, it is for the greater good that we present the first official Pirate Ninja Alliance.
If someone who has sex is sexually active, someone who texts a lot is known as textually active.
And I suppose if you send naked pictures of yourself a lot, then you’d be sextually active, and I would ask that you join my mailing list… for scientific purposes.
I’ve seen textually active teens who can have a verbal conversation with someone and text a separate conversation at the same time. I still have trouble warming up tv dinners in the microwave. But I have perfected the art of photographing my junk so that it looks bigger than it actually is.
Are you textually active? If you have big skills on small keys, this tee is for you.
This is a twist on the “Don’t Tase Me Bro” shirt that became so popular after University of Florida student Andrew Meyer played grab-ass with the local cops after haranguing Massachusetts senator John Kerry.
Now, I haven’t seen the new Star Trek movie, but I’m pretty sure “Don’t Phase Me Bro” is a quote from it, possibly made by some rotund, 4-foot alien upon encountering a far less rotund Captain Kirk than I am used to seeing. Hilarity no doubt ensues, and I look forward to seeing it on Youtube.
This shirt is a must have for away teams and landing parties.
One of my favorite acronyms, this shirt is WYSIWYG. IMHO, you should totally wear this t-shirt whenever you’re AFK. FYI, when I first saw this shirt, it had me LMAO. Not just LOL, but actually ROFLMAO. I had been playing an MMO and chatting to my friends on IRC and then POW – there it was. POW isn’t actually an acronym, so don’t try and work that one out…
BTW, IANAL but FWIW TBH TANSTAAFL. Oh yes, I am a nerd! STFU!!
We all know what it means, but just to clarify, SHUT THE F*#K UP! Send a clear message to the ignorance that surrounds you. Are we prejudice? Yes, we have a distinct, somewhat arrogant, dislike of stupid people, and this t-shirt is a succinct way of expressing that.
If you’ve ever spent the night with your laptop, set your mobile to vibrate, or had an affair with any kind of gadget, you need this shirt.
This doesn’t mean you’re a social outcast. I’ve always had a soft spot for geeks and tech nerds. They’re smart, they’re often funny, and to borrow from Benjamin Franklin’s shout-out to older women, they’re “so grateful.”
So ladies, start your hard drives and make some programmer’s day (well, year) by attracting your very own dream data daddy. Guys, you too can be a high-tech heartthrob or, even better, a Don Juan of the Database.