I became the Mayor of your Mom
So on foursquare there are places you want to check in and there are places you don’t want to check in, even to raise your ranking on...
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Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much...
Read MoreZombie Pirate Ninja
Zombies are cool. Pirates are cool! Ninjas are way cool! And by that logic, this Zombie Pirate Ninja shirt is the coolest shirt on the...
Read MoreI Support the Pirate Ninja Alliance
Though it may be an uneasy truce between these timeless foes, we must end the bloodshed immediately. An alliance must be formed. Though...
Read MoreTextually Active
If someone who has sex is sexually active, someone who texts a lot is known as textually active. And I suppose if you send naked pictures...
Read MoreDon’t Phase Me Bro
This is a twist on the “Don’t Tase Me Bro” shirt that became so popular after University of Florida student Andrew Meyer...
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