Sep 05
Hella: adv., (hêlâ) The most frequently spoken word in the Northern California language, meaning: Extremely, really, very; (“Thank God LA is hella far away.”) Bay Area, CA.
This shirt is hella cool. Northern California is hella cool. That’s all I’ve got to say on the subject.
Ok, one more thing – hella is an adjective, not an adverb. Nice one Bay Area, California. I guess grammar isn’t that important with all that sunshine and .. homosexuality.
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Tagged with: Bay Area • California • Gay • Hella • Intellectual • Pop Culture • Reckless Ts
Jun 25
Wit this t-shirt, you can let everyone know that they shouldn’t judge all white people based just off of you.
And if you don’t already have it, do yourself a favor and grab a copy of the NoFX track Don’t Call Me White, off the Punk In Drublic album:
The connotations wearing my nerves thin
Could it be semantics generating the mess we’re in?
I understand that language breeds stereotype
But what’s the explanation for the malice, for the spite?
I wasn’t brought here, I was born
Circumsized, categorized, allegiance sworn,
Does this mean I have to take such shit
For being fairskinned? No!
I ain’t a part of no conspiracy,
I’m just you’re average Joe.
We’re better off this way
Say what you’re gonna say
So go ahead and label me
An asshole cause I can
Accept responsibility, for what I’ve done
But not for who I am
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Tagged with: Don't Call Me White • NoFX • Punk In Drublic • T-Shirt Hell • White People
Apr 03
More problems for Hillary Clinton. The head of New York state’s leading gay rights group describes Hillary Clinton as a disappointment on same-sex marriage. Today, her husband Bill described her as a disappointment on opposite-sex marriage.
But seriously, when did gay become an insult? Oh, wait – I remember… pre-school. And adolescence. And high school. Pretty much all those formative years, when being different was like having target painted on your back. Or carrying round a handbag full of rainbows.
It was obvious to everyone my school friend Adam was gay as christmas, but he fought his biological urges valiantly, fathering a child then enlisting in the navy. He no doubt agrees with Republican plans to press for a constitution amendment to ban gay marriage. Because the founding fathers intended gay sex to be very casual, they didn’t want it to be married.
Still in politics, Governor Schwarzenegger weighed in on the San Francisco situation. He said he wants them to stop the gay marriages going on up there, but he said that he still supports same sex groping, then he went back to slathering body oil all over his muscles in front of other guys…
I suppose Governor Schwarzenegger thinks the instituion of marriage is not the proper venue to express gay sexuality. Maybe we should try the locker room at Gold’s Gym?
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Tagged with: Funny • Gay • Offensive • Sexual • T-Shirt Hell