To kick off the campaign, the team at Donkey Tees have just released some very funny & unique ANTI-OSAMA t-shirts that are bound to get you some attention.

Below are the NEW anti-Osama T-shirts that are currently in stock. They carry Mens, Womens, and Hoodies in all sorts of colors and sizes.

USA Kills Bin Laden – You and 362,435,601 others like this.
Where You Bin?
Chuck Norris Killed Bin Laden
World Hide & Seek Champion 2001-2011

Hey McCain, your sanity is gone,
Must have left it with the Viet Cong.
You’re crazy and wrong suckin’ Bush’s old dong,
Already old when L.L. made this song.
Hey Emperor face, I penetrated your base,
Made the right wing say “New Yorker’s got taste”
I’ll beat you in Missouri and Oklahoma,
After that, I’ll cure your melanoma!
Country first? More like country worst,
Or just selling more. Or go to church.
Sorry to burst but the record is showin’,
You’ll ditch people like you forgot your homes.
It was seven right? The polls are tight,
But your eight house won’t be white.
I’m gonna knock you out, Obama said knock you out.
You lose your temper then you shout, Obama said knock you out.

Click Here to get an Obama Said Knock You Out T-shirt

Stupid slow-ass government.

And then I realized I already have a package, and boy does it stimulate!

Why don’t you ask me about it..?

Get a Ask Me About My Stimulus Package T-shirt

Basically, this is a real cool way to test the waters on being a radical without actually sticking your neck out. Maybe you get into a few conversations. Maybe you explain who the man is and what about that institution you’re fighting. If that feels good. If that feels like your destiny then you go ahead and sign up to fight for the rebels in Latin America or some such thing.

Sign up for the guerilla rebel internship.

It seems this shirt is no longer available, but check out the related shirts below.

Che only really became known posthumously. The romantic nature of his early and violent death, his iconic photogeneity, as well as tales of his legendary rigidity in his principals made him a prime target for American youths’ left-wing idealism.

Buoyed by charming exuberance but acting in clear ignorance of Che’s true ideals, the young would-be rebels quickly snapped all manner of Che merchandise, from posters to blankets to key-chains to t-shirts, all of it a clear representation of the cynicism of capitalist America. The very man who abhorred all material profit because a huge source of revenue for the world’s largest corporations, so much so that TIME magazine called Albert Korda’s 1960 photograph of Che the most purchased photograph in the world. In a paradigm shift of epic proportions, capitalist America turned one of its supreme enemies into one of its greatest allies.

So by buying this cliché, you are proudly further the cruel practical joke that Fate played on one of the most principled (you can call him anything you like but you can’t deny him that) human beings in history.

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Click Here to get a Che Cliché T-shirt

With the election of Barack Obama, Paula Idol of American Idol will stay just that – an American. “I was crying!” she tells PEOPLE. “You feel such a sense of pride that you can’t even articulate how good you feel. It’s unbelievable! I have chills. I was just so excited. I was texting everyone: ‘Peace has begun.’ And then I was texting everyone, ‘I don’t have to move to Vancouver now!’”

Forget about making Paula Abdul cry. As admirable as that is, it’s really not that hard to do. The chick cries about everything. That’s what happens when you mix Wild Turkey and Xanax with your Cheerios every morning. The real point is, Paula Abdul was ready to move out of the country, before Obama was elected. And now she’s staying.

If our new Commander in Chief is serious about bringing the country together and restoring the faith of its citizens, his first act after taking the oath will be to issue a proclamation authorizing the packing of Paula Abdul in a rocket and shooting her directly into the sun. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Get a So We Cool Now? T-shirt

The Republicans are on board in this too. Iowa Senator Charles Grassley told AIG executives they should either quit or commit suicide. (He actually said this!) But I think that’s plain wrong. I mean, why give them the option of quitting?

I do like Grassley’s idea, but here’s my question: where was Congress when everything was falling apart, you know? They’re supposed to be looking out for us. So here’s a better idea. How about AIG and Congress making a giant suicide pact?

Update – In a stunning announcement, Citigroup showed a profit and had its best quarter since 2007. They made $8 billion in profit. That just goes to show you, you give a company $45 billion in government bailout money, and they’ll show you how to turn it into $8 billion. See, this is capitalism at its finest!

Click Here to get a Bailout T-shirt

“Yes, we can. Yes, we can change. Yes, we can… *cough cough _{move to Canada} *cough*.

“Where we are met with cynicism and doubt and fear and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of the American people in three simple words – yes, we can *cough cough _{move to Canada} *cough*.”

Is anyone else tearing up? What, just me?

Click Here to get a Yes We Can… Move to Canada T-shirt