Runway T-shirts » Pun Shirts http://www.runwaytshirts.com Just another t-shirt blog Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:07:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Particle Physics Gives Me A Hadron http://www.runwaytshirts.com/particle-physics-gives-me-a-hadron/ http://www.runwaytshirts.com/particle-physics-gives-me-a-hadron/#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:49:43 +0000 admin http://www.runwaytshirts.com/?p=436 Particle Physics Gives Me A Hadron Those hadrons are hard to hide sometimes. You’ll be sitting at work, bored out of your mind, and next thing you know you’ve got a hadron in your pants. The worst part is you’ve got a meeting to go to you’re already late for…

Ok, I know the LHC deserves a little more respect than a couple of cheap knob gags, but this is a t-shirt website dammit, not a science journal!

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]]> http://www.runwaytshirts.com/particle-physics-gives-me-a-hadron/feed/ 0 Free Tibet With Purchase of Tibet of Equal or Lesser Value http://www.runwaytshirts.com/free-tibet-with-purchase-of-tibet-of-equal-or-lesser-value/ http://www.runwaytshirts.com/free-tibet-with-purchase-of-tibet-of-equal-or-lesser-value/#comments Sun, 03 May 2009 23:37:14 +0000 admin http://www.runwaytshirts.com/?p=184 Free Tibet With Purchase of Tibet of Equal or Lesser Value Why is it that every time I see “Free Tibet” my brain automatically finishes the sentence “with the purchase of any country of equal or greater value”? Curse you commercial television!

So you can imagine my delight when I found this t-shirt!

I can’t wait for this shirt to arrive so I can participate in the next Free Tibet rally, Peter Griffin style! “Free Tibet? I’ll take it! Hello, China? I think I have something you may want, but it’s gonna cost you… That’s right – all the tea.”

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]]> http://www.runwaytshirts.com/free-tibet-with-purchase-of-tibet-of-equal-or-lesser-value/feed/ 0 New Mexico: Cleaner Than Regular Mexico http://www.runwaytshirts.com/new-mexico-cleaner-than-regular-mexico/ http://www.runwaytshirts.com/new-mexico-cleaner-than-regular-mexico/#comments Sun, 03 May 2009 02:06:56 +0000 admin http://www.runwaytshirts.com/?p=182 New Mexico: Cleaner Than Regular Mexico Spring Break 2002: Cancun. You remember it as if it were just a couple of years ago. If your spring break was anything like mine, you’d have the following regrets:

7. Drinking before 7…AM!
6. Buying that discount vacation package to Pakistan.
5. Starring in a Gigolos Gone Wild video.
4. Transferring to Cancun University to study tequila.
3. Inventing a new STD.
2. Passing on that offer from the Bush twins.
1. Cheerios + Jagermeister = Bad

Now it’s time you get your revenge on Montezuma by wearing this shirt…

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]]> http://www.runwaytshirts.com/new-mexico-cleaner-than-regular-mexico/feed/ 0 The Second Amendment http://www.runwaytshirts.com/the-second-amendment/ http://www.runwaytshirts.com/the-second-amendment/#comments Sat, 02 May 2009 04:00:17 +0000 admin http://www.runwaytshirts.com/?p=179 The Second Amendment Let me spell this one out to any of my non-American readers.

The Constitution of the United States of America is the foundation and source of the legal federal authority and was adopted in 1787. It has since been amended twenty-seven times, the first ten amendments being known as the Bill of Rights.

The first amendment is the right to free speech. The second amendment is – wait for it – the right to bear arms! And, of course, the third amendment is the right to buy t-shirts that your 10th grade social studies teacher would find hilarious.

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Oy Gevalt – this rabbi is straight bad-ass! He will schmash a little dreidel upside your head as soon as look at you. This awesome Jew Talking To Me shirt makes a great gift for Jews and Gentiles alike.

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