Knock Knock Knock Penny!
We find out in The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem that Sheldon knows Morse code: “I’m invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship...
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Re-Elect Adam West Quahog Mayor. A vote for Adam West is a vote for an intense, soft-spoken lunatic whose delusions often come at great...
Read MoreI’m On A Boat
Aww shit! Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck, but stay on your...
Read MoreKirk & Spock & Bones Away Team
Yesterday, a thought occurred to me: “I wonder if the guy in the red uniform has his own shirt?” Well, today I found it! Kirk...
Read MoreKlingon Ribbed For Her Pleasure
If you always wondered why Klingons have that ridged forehead, then wonder no longer. Just like a Trojan in a gold box, Klingons are...
Read MoreSuits Suck
As seen on the HBO tv show Entourage, this shirt was worn by Billy Walsh in a passive aggressive attempt at goosing Eric. Chances are you...
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