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Re-Elect Adam West Quahog Mayor. A vote for Adam West is a vote for an intense, soft-spoken lunatic whose delusions often come at great expense and sometimes risk to the taxpayers. But at least he’s better than the other guy.

So show your support for Rhode Island’s favorite mayor by giving him your vote. Unless you’re a commie… You’re not a commie are you?

Mayor West is always thinking about his constituents. He recently bought a Rottweiler, so he put up a sign to warn people how dangerous it is. It said “ONE WAY” so people will know if they step into his yard, there’s only one way out – in a body bag, from dog injuries.

What a guy!

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Aww shit! Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck, but stay on your motherfuckin’ toes. We runnin this, let’s go!

I’m on a Boat!

Awesome. Just, awesome! Did you know this song made it into the top 10 charts in New Zealand? Goes to show the depth of musical talent in that country I suppose…

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Yesterday, a thought occurred to me:

“I wonder if the guy in the red uniform has his own shirt?”

Well, today I found it!

Kirk & Spock & Bones and some guy in a Red Shirt, soon to be some Dead guy in a Red Shirt.

It’s always the guy in the red uniform that dies when they beam down to a planet’s surface. The new Star Trek movie sticks to the formula because, well, it’s hilarious!

Show your away team spirit with this awesome tee. Just don’t get a red one if you can help it…

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If you always wondered why Klingons have that ridged forehead, then wonder no longer. Just like a Trojan in a gold box, Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.

And if you really had always wondered why Klingons have that ridged head, then I gotta question you’re upbringing. I mean, seriously! Who looks at a Klingon and thinks to themselves “Wow! That is an especially elegant example of evolution! But, what up with the ridged head..?”

I remember reading once that Klingons have an extra of all vital organs. Does this mean they have two penises…? While researching this question, I came across the following:

Don’t you wish.

No, Klingons do not have two penises. The system redundancy manifests itself as a second pair of testicles. However, if it’s any consolation, the Klingon penis is as ridged and hard as the Klingon forehead. The forehead may just be evolution’s way of advertising; “ribbed for her pleasure.”

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As seen on the HBO tv show Entourage, this shirt was worn by Billy Walsh in a passive aggressive attempt at goosing Eric.

Chances are you already agree with this statement if you’re shopping around for t-shirts. Show off your insane artist side next casual Friday or remain uncool, you corporate sellout. Fuck commerce!

Now you can roll with your own entourage and tell everyone what you think! As Billy himself says, “Why fuck a woman with a vibrator when you have a dick, right suit?”

Now, get me a fluffer in the green room – I’ve got reading to do.

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For those about to flunk… We salute you!

Do you rock so hard you can’t possibly be expected to sit still and pay attention?

What did you say? I need some more Red Bull and Rock Star. Rock this ADHD t-shirt and twitch like a squirrel.

As worn by Vincent Chase on HBO’s Entourage.

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“Go for Emporer Palpatine.

“Vader – how’s my favorite Sith? Woah woah woah – just slow down! Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? Who’s they!?

“What the hell is an Aluminium Falcon?!

“Okay, okay… so who’s left? Are you shitting me!? Well, where are you? Wait a sec – you’ve been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal? Oh, you must smell like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon…

“Oh oh oh I’m sorry! I thought my dark lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that’s only two metres wide! That thing wasn’t even fully paid off yet! Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?

“What? Oh, “just rebuild it”? Real fucking original! Who’s going to give me a loan, jack-hole? You? You got an ATM on that torso light-bright?

“Now get your 7′2″ asthmatic ass back here, or I’m going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Pada-mommy or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is.”

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It’s rare to see a shirt dispense such invaluable advice, but this is one of them.

This classic Don’t Hassel the Hoff t-shirt was actually seen on the man himself. David Hasselhoff may have his hands full with ninja practice these days, but the man brought us boob watch, so cut him some slack and show your support with this tee.

You know you wanna party with hoffmeister, he gets down with the take out chicken.

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“Wait a minute keedz! Don’t go swimming in that old quarry. Eet’s dangerous. Hey, do you guys want to buy some gum, or cotton candy, or a stuffed animal. How about an inflatable mallet huh? Thees ees fun! You can hit your friend on the head with it. But don’t hit him on the head with it! You got any dents you need hammered out?”

G.I. Jose – a real Mexican hero! I cried with laughter when I first saw this guy on Family Guy. I used to hate those stupid G.I. Joe public service announcements on Youtube. I still hate them now, I just hated them then, too.

Oh yeah, and do you know why can’t Mexicans be fire fighters? Because they can’t tell José from hose B.

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Alright, guys, I think we’re ready to lay this first track down. By the way, my name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes, the Bruce Dickinson. Easy guys, I put my pants on just like the rest of you – one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. I gotta tell you fellas, you have got what appears to be a dynamite sound! Alright, here we go.

That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what’s the deal? I’ll be honest fellas, it was sounding great. But I could’ve used a little more cowbell. So let’s take it again. And Gene – really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really, explore the space. I like what I’m hearing. I’m telling you, fellas – you’re gonna want that cowbell on the track!

I gotta have more cowbell, baby! Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell!

Because less cowbell would result in less cowbell. If you’ve gotta have more cowbell, you’ve got to have this shirt!

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