Chuck Norris Forecast: Cloudy with a 90% Chance of Pain
This shirt features Chuck Norris as a weatherman, forecasting a cloudy day with a 90% chance of PAIN! It doesn’t sound like its going to be a pleasant day for someone out there. They’d best bring a paincoat!
But here’s the thing – if Chuck Norris really was a weatherman, he wouldn’t forecast the weather… he’d just tell it what to do.
In fact, when Chuck Norris farts, the weather changes. Luckily he doesn’t eat beans – Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
And he’s never wrong. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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