Don’t Make Me Open A Can Of Positivity On Your Ass
Negative people. They’re like human black holes which suddenly come out of nowhere and just suck the life out of you. You try to stay positive and remain strong but their negativity ends up just completely draining you, you feel exhausted, and you may also start to feel depressed too.
So what can you do?
Open up a can of positivity on their ass!
Fill that black hole with hilarity! Pound that ass with amusement! Lick their left one with laughter… wait?
I almost gave in to positive thinking but sarcasm came to the rescue!
Get a Don’t Make Me Open A Can Of Positivity On Your Ass T-shirt
Life is all about being positive. You think positive people have better lives than negative people? A lot of the times, no. Bad things happen. But they do have better lives because they react differently and thus that makes more good things happen. Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it.