Finders Keepers
This is a message to all those fixing to land on the moon: Russia, China, India, Brazil, Europe, Richard Branson…
Second place is the first loser, bitches!
This is an intergalactic “shotgun” call. Y’all know who got their first so y’all better find some place else to park your tin-cans.
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin and that other guy travelled to the moon FORTY years ago. Nice of you to join the party, but you’re far, far too late.
