I Love Motorboating
Urban dictionary definition: The placement of one’s face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman’s breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Bro, last night i motorboated that girl!
HAHA you motorboating son of a bitch!
Why the hell have I not heard of this phenomenon? Well, it’s not that I haven’t heard of it – I just wasn’t aware that it had a name!
So, as part of my personal development journey, here are some things to stop doing immediately (revised):
1. Forgetting to wear pants. Motorboating pregnant women.
2. Drinking alone.
3. Telling people what I ate for lunch on my Facebook status.
