I Need A Girl Who Can Handle My Load
Ever since I left home, I’ve been looking for a girl who can handle my load.
Now I’m a big boy, so my load is quite sizeable. It’s going to take a special kind of gal to handle it. She doesn’t have to be a big girl herself – she just needs a bit of experience, you know, handling loads. Not too much experience, mind you… Girls with that kind of experience generally have questionable hygiene and a bit of a reputation.
I suppose I’ll just have to continue my search.
It sure would be nice to find a girl who can handle my load… Maybe wearing this t-shirt will help? Maybe…
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