Let’s Go Back To My Place (For Sex)
I mean really though, why all the small talk? We should all learn to just get to the point. This shirt is a real timesaver.
If I sense she is hesitating, I usually punctuate the message with something like, “But you can only stay for a bit – I have to get up early.”
It never fails.
Since I got this shirt, I’ve retired the tried and true:
“Have you ever seen a houseplant with one leaf? I’ll bring you back to my place to look, but no touching. It’s very delicate.”
I’m a genius!
