Men Who Wear Sandals Get What They Deserve
Sandals. The un-sexiest thing a man can wear. Even a Moo Moo covers up what you don’t want to see. Shit, even those stoopid plastic Croc things have a certain je ne sais quoi. But sandals? Why are people still wearing sandals? History proves what happens to men who wear sandals.
So-called intellectuals and “christians” say Jesus was crucified because his brand of non-violent resistance, his manner of stirring the people and empowering the poor, were judged to be challenging the political power structures of his day.
I think it was more to do with his sandals and long hair. Goddamn hippies…
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