On My Planet, You’d Be Considered An Asshole
When I first saw this tshirt, I immediately thought of that part in Toy Story:
Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not a idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh, that’s good.
Buzz: But we’re not ON my planet, ARE we?
It got me to thinking, what’s your planet like?
On my planet, we don’t marry people we don’t love unless they’re critically ill billionaires.
On my planet, there are no troubles or politicians On my planet there is peace, on my planet there is love
On my planet, our God smokes Cannabis.
On my planet, bass was my day and the kick was my night.
On my planet, this is considered normal. This is my world, this is my planet, and my planet rocks!
On my planet, you’d be consider an asshole. My planet is Earth.
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