Sausage Fest
Ignoring the theory, popularized by Dan Brown’s book The Da Vinci Code, that the apostle John on Jesus’ right was actually Mary Magdalene, the Last Supper was a bit of a sausage fest.
Looking at this painting, I can’t help but think that while Jesus was breaking bread, someone was “breaking wind”. Seriously! Look at the expressions on their faces, and the way the apostle John is leaning right over… it was probably him!
It wouldn’t have been Jesus. If that dude can change water into wine, I’m certain he could make his farts smell like frankincense. Which perhaps is where the saying “His shit doesn’t stink” came from.
