Sex Panther

Illegal in nine countries, Sex Panther is a formidable scent made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. Musk up and you’ll be doing the no-pants dance within the hour. They’ve done studies, you know – 60% of the time it works, every time!

It’s been called “the smell of desire”. Let’s give it a try, shall we? Mmm! It stings the nostrils, but in a good way. Hmm, actually, it’s starting to smell like a used diaper filled with indian food; like a turd covered in burnt hair; like Big Foot’s dick!

I suppose desire smells like that to some people.

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