Slavery Gets Shit Done
Ok, I get it – slavery isn’t the most popular idea in this “all men are created equal” society. But shiiiit, if you want a job done properly, on time and on budget, break out the whips and chains!
Here’s an idea – voluntary slavery. Take some ships to some third world country struggling with famine, drought or war, and offer “an honest day’s food for an honest day’s work” and see if you get any takers. I daresay you would! In fact, I’m so certain this idea is going to work, I’m making space on my mantel for this years’ Nobel Peace Prize.
*sniff* I’m so proud!
