How many times have you said this to strangers? If it’s one time or more, your life has been affected by a little movie called Anchorman. For reference purposes, here are some golden insults to lock away for your next argument, or whenever you see fit:

1. You are a smelly pirate hooker.
2. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
3. You’ve got a dirty whorish mouth.
4. You’re a real hooker. I’m gonna slap you in public.
5. Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?
6. I’m going to punch you in the ovary, a straight shot right to the babymaker.
7. I am a man. I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.

Of course, you’re only going to be able to argue with women… Otherwise, you’ll look like a real blueberry!

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Illegal in nine countries, Sex Panther is a formidable scent made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. Musk up and you’ll be doing the no-pants dance within the hour. They’ve done studies, you know – 60% of the time it works, every time!

It’s been called “the smell of desire”. Let’s give it a try, shall we? Mmm! It stings the nostrils, but in a good way. Hmm, actually, it’s starting to smell like a used diaper filled with indian food; like a turd covered in burnt hair; like Big Foot’s dick!

I suppose desire smells like that to some people.

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