Oct 08

It Would Be My Honor To Be Your New Stepfather It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
While you’re in my mother make me another brother
And while I’m in your mother I’ll never use a rubber, oh!

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’ma sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!

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Jul 10

I'm On A Boat Aww shit! Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck, but stay on your motherfuckin’ toes. We runnin this, let’s go!

I’m on a Boat!

Awesome. Just, awesome! Did you know this song made it into the top 10 charts in New Zealand? Goes to show the depth of musical talent in that country I suppose…

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