Seriously? WTF?
This shirt is an amusing take on the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) logo. Not to be confused with the now defunct World Wrestling Federation, which involved a different kind of bear, but the same kind of wrestling…
Panda’s are really just too cute and too endangered to write jokes about.
That said, I’m going to have a red hot crack at it!
Ummm… black and white and red all over? Ahhh… eats, shoots and leaves?
I got nothing.
Illegal in nine countries, Sex Panther is a formidable scent made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. Musk up and you’ll be doing the no-pants dance within the hour. They’ve done studies, you know – 60% of the time it works, every time!
It’s been called “the smell of desire”. Let’s give it a try, shall we? Mmm! It stings the nostrils, but in a good way. Hmm, actually, it’s starting to smell like a used diaper filled with indian food; like a turd covered in burnt hair; like Big Foot’s dick!
I suppose desire smells like that to some people.
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You know you’re buying quality when you see on your shirt tag that it uses Manatee. I mean, everyone knows that Baby Seals make great coats, but I think blending Baby Seal with Panda and Manatee shows a real attention to detail.
Did you know the Manatee is also called a Sea Cow? That sounds like an insult to me. It’s almost like it was introduced to the ocean and the animals were like “Who are you?”
The Manatee was like “You can call me Manatee.”
The other animals were like “Yeah right Sea Cow! You think you’re all that cos you’re a fat seal and shit. What you gotta do is get yourself an education and a job.”
“I live in the ocean.”
“You live in the ocean cos you ain’t got no job!”
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