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In his speech yesterday, President Barack Obama lashed out about the excessive bonuses paid out to the CEOs and other execs of failing multi-nationals. He said the trouble at AIG was caused by recklessness and excessive greed. But here’s the problem. The AIG executives thought it was a compliment!

The Republicans are on board in this too. Iowa Senator Charles Grassley told AIG executives they should either quit or commit suicide. (He actually said this!) But I think that’s plain wrong. I mean, why give them the option of quitting?

I do like Grassley’s idea, but here’s my question: where was Congress when everything was falling apart, you know? They’re supposed to be looking out for us. So here’s a better idea. How about AIG and Congress making a giant suicide pact?

Update – In a stunning announcement, Citigroup showed a profit and had its best quarter since 2007. They made $8 billion in profit. That just goes to show you, you give a company $45 billion in government bailout money, and they’ll show you how to turn it into $8 billion. See, this is capitalism at its finest!

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I think it’s fair to say that the economy is FUBAR-ed. I won’t pretend I understand all the intricacies of how the economy works. In fact, I don’t understand a fraction of it. But I think even the lay-person would put money on the economy’s disrepair.

So why not have a laugh about it? Sure, you might have lost your house, you might be on the street, you might be selling tricks for t-shirts… and if that’s the case, you should spend that hard-earned money on this t-shirt!

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When you’re temporarily low on the chedda, you can’t be out there big pimpin’.

I know it ain’t your fault – it’s hard to be roll big in an economy like this…

And where’s a brother’s bail out when a brother needs one?

The answer? Medium pimpin’ (and part time mackin’).

You can still be pimpin’ enough to impress others without spending large sums of money. Step one is to get yoself one of these shirts, g!

“So what up man, ain’t you out big pimpin’ tonight?”

“Nah man, I have to be medium pimpin’ tonight coz I’m low on tha scrilla…”

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