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Suits Suck

admin — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:30:22 +0000

As seen on the HBO tv show Entourage, this shirt was worn by Billy Walsh in a passive aggressive attempt at goosing Eric.

Chances are you already agree with this statement if you’re shopping around for t-shirts. Show off your insane artist side next casual Friday or remain uncool, you corporate sellout. Fuck commerce!

Now you can roll with your own entourage and tell everyone what you think! As Billy himself says, “Why fuck a woman with a vibrator when you have a dick, right suit?”

Now, get me a fluffer in the green room – I’ve got reading to do.

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AD/HD

admin — Fri, 29 May 2009 07:51:02 +0000

For those about to flunk… We salute you!

Do you rock so hard you can’t possibly be expected to sit still and pay attention?

What did you say? I need some more Red Bull and Rock Star. Rock this ADHD t-shirt and twitch like a squirrel.

As worn by Vincent Chase on HBO’s Entourage.

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Let’s Hug It Out Bitch

admin — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:35:22 +0000

I frickin’ love Entourage. Ari Gold is surely one of the most realistic and well-rounded characters on television. Played by Jeremy Piven, Ari is a powerful Hollywood agent with an inflated sense of self-worth. For example, he spent the night in jail because “you get one call and I wanted to use it on someone I like to have sex with.”

Of course “Let’s Hug It Out Bitch” is a quote from HBO’s series Entourage which is loosely based around the life of Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg’s life as a budding young actor. It’s probably one of Ari’s more amiable quotes – at the other end of the scale is: “We’re going to hell, so bring your sunblock”, “Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch?”, and “Got Milf?”

And as soon as I can find a shirt that says “Fuck the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency tittie fuck, DON’T ANSWER!” I’m getting one!

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