There are times when we forget that the daytime exists, sometimes going as far as to deny its existence.
It’s usually our vices that make us break the monotonous routine of our lives: sex, booze, drugs, gambling, even gaming these days. Not in my day, mind…
Bring on the night! Darkness seems to heighten our senses and enhance our attraction to the opposite sex.
Shit, I can even dance better at night! Or maybe that’s the handful of pills I just took..?
A headcrab is a fictional alien parasitoid found in the Half-Life video game series created by Valve Software. They are the most numerous and arguably most iconic aliens in the series.
If you think it likely you may encounter one of these little suckers in your day to day travels, the Crowbar 3000 is the ultimate in current anti-Headcrab technology. Should a Headcrab affix itself to your head, beat repeatedly with the Crowbar 3000 until it lets go.
In fact, even after it leats go, it wouldn’t hurt to give yourself another couple of smacks to prevent future outbreaks.
Also, if you live in a desolate dorm room, you can also use the crowbar to pry open the vending machine and get your mountain dew/dorito fix.
One of my favorite acronyms, this shirt is WYSIWYG. IMHO, you should totally wear this t-shirt whenever you’re AFK. FYI, when I first saw this shirt, it had me LMAO. Not just LOL, but actually ROFLMAO. I had been playing an MMO and chatting to my friends on IRC and then POW – there it was. POW isn’t actually an acronym, so don’t try and work that one out…
BTW, IANAL but FWIW TBH TANSTAAFL. Oh yes, I am a nerd! STFU!!
We all know what it means, but just to clarify, SHUT THE F*#K UP! Send a clear message to the ignorance that surrounds you. Are we prejudice? Yes, we have a distinct, somewhat arrogant, dislike of stupid people, and this t-shirt is a succinct way of expressing that.