Hella: adv., (hêlâ) The most frequently spoken word in the Northern California language, meaning: Extremely, really, very; (“Thank God LA is hella far away.”) Bay Area, CA.
This shirt is hella cool. Northern California is hella cool. That’s all I’ve got to say on the subject.
Ok, one more thing – hella is an adjective, not an adverb. Nice one Bay Area, California. I guess grammar isn’t that important with all that sunshine and .. homosexuality.
Happy Easter everyone! Peace be with you. In the spirit of the season, I figured I’d learn a bit more about our Lord and saviour. And this is what I found:
According to the US Biblical scholar, Morton Smith, of Columbia University, a fragment of manuscript he found at the Mar Saba monastery near Jerusalem in 1958, showed that the full text of St. Mark chapter 10 (between verses 34 and 35 in the standard version of the Bible) includes the passage:
“And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God”.
The veracity of this manuscript is hotly contested by other Biblical scholars. This comes as no surprise. The revelation of a gay Jesus would undermine some of the most fundamental tenets of orthodox Christianity, including its rampant homophobia.
What’s that? You don’t believe me? Would it help if I told you I used to be the lead reporter for High Times magazine? But I had to leave – too much politics…
More problems for Hillary Clinton. The head of New York state’s leading gay rights group describes Hillary Clinton as a disappointment on same-sex marriage. Today, her husband Bill described her as a disappointment on opposite-sex marriage.
But seriously, when did gay become an insult? Oh, wait – I remember… pre-school. And adolescence. And high school. Pretty much all those formative years, when being different was like having target painted on your back. Or carrying round a handbag full of rainbows.
It was obvious to everyone my school friend Adam was gay as christmas, but he fought his biological urges valiantly, fathering a child then enlisting in the navy. He no doubt agrees with Republican plans to press for a constitution amendment to ban gay marriage. Because the founding fathers intended gay sex to be very casual, they didn’t want it to be married.
Still in politics, Governor Schwarzenegger weighed in on the San Francisco situation. He said he wants them to stop the gay marriages going on up there, but he said that he still supports same sex groping, then he went back to slathering body oil all over his muscles in front of other guys…
I suppose Governor Schwarzenegger thinks the instituion of marriage is not the proper venue to express gay sexuality. Maybe we should try the locker room at Gold’s Gym?