May 10
Have you ever had one of those weekends where, come Monday morning, you find yourself in your office, with what seems to be a second heartbeat in your head that’s so loud, it’s actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube?
I currently have Vodka vapor seeping out of every pore and making me dizzy. My body has lost the ability to generate saliva and my tongue is trying to suffocating me. I’d cry, but that would take the last of the moisture left in my body. Death seems pretty good right now.
The only consolation right now is that the man up stairs is currently giving me a thumbs up for kicking ass last night.
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