Presenting the smackdown from Mexico since 1955!
Swing for the fences with this (un)official baseball t-shirt. Looking for a funny shirt? This is the Juan for you.
Now, I thought I knew baseball, but if you’re swinging at a piñata, then I’m not if connecting is a good thing or a bad thing..? I thought baseball was pretty universal, you know? crazy Mexicans!
Gringo Star are a big beat, psychedelic, southern rock band from Atlanta, Georgia. I’m pretty sure this shirt has nothing to do with them, but if you ever see this obscure little band somewhere and the boys try and take you for copyright infringement, you didn’t get the shirt from me. Tell them you got the shirt from GI José, along with some gum, cotton candy, a stuffed animal, and an inflatable mallet.
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“Wait a minute keedz! Don’t go swimming in that old quarry. Eet’s dangerous. Hey, do you guys want to buy some gum, or cotton candy, or a stuffed animal. How about an inflatable mallet huh? Thees ees fun! You can hit your friend on the head with it. But don’t hit him on the head with it! You got any dents you need hammered out?”
G.I. Jose – a real Mexican hero! I cried with laughter when I first saw this guy on Family Guy. I used to hate those stupid G.I. Joe public service announcements on Youtube. I still hate them now, I just hated them then, too.
Oh yeah, and do you know why can’t Mexicans be fire fighters? Because they can’t tell José from hose B.
Do you recognize this conversation?
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? You told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
El Guapo has a plethora of pinatas! Remember the moments from Three Amigos every time you wear this unofficial tee.
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Spring Break 2002: Cancun. You remember it as if it were just a couple of years ago. If your spring break was anything like mine, you’d have the following regrets:
7. Drinking before 7…AM!
6. Buying that discount vacation package to Pakistan.
5. Starring in a Gigolos Gone Wild video.
4. Transferring to Cancun University to study tequila.
3. Inventing a new STD.
2. Passing on that offer from the Bush twins.
1. Cheerios + Jagermeister = Bad
Now it’s time you get your revenge on Montezuma by wearing this shirt…
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