I walked confidently up to the counter and ordered a Double Whopper with Bacon and a “liter o’ cola”.

The snot-nose kid behind the register simply rings up the burger plus a King-size Coke.

So I told him: “I don’t want a King-size Coke. I want a god damn liter o’ cola!”

He calmly procedes to explain to me that a King-Size softdrink is in fact 33 ounces, which it almost exactly one liter. And as Coca-cola is a cola drink, in a sense he was indeed giving me a liter-o-cola.

That’s when I screamed “Damn it, you burger punk”, dove across the counter and proceded to punch-a-size his face.

I won’t be returning to Burger King again for awhile. Well, not that Burger King anyways…

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Gen-Yers will laugh and clap with slack-jawed glee at the latest series of movies.

Now that Michael Bay has made the Transformers franchise an even larger international phenomenon, the poor Autobots need to deploy a series of new technologies to blend in.

Godspeed, you brave metallic chameleons.

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Very deceptive!