Though it may be an uneasy truce between these timeless foes, we must end the bloodshed immediately. An alliance must be formed.
Though wooden peg leg and eyepatch manufacturers may be displeased by this alliance, it is for the greater good that we present the first official Pirate Ninja Alliance.
As much as I love ninjas – in well, comparison to Pirates, that is – they can be real jerks sometimes.
If your family have been killed by ninjas, you’ve got a long, hard road ahead of you if you want some payback. Ninjas are masters of the dark arts, so if you want payback, you’re gonna have to work hard for it.
So if someone could chip in with a bit of cash for karate lessons, that’d be a real helping hand.
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Think you’re a hard-ass? Then forget Muay Thai, quit Aikido, and give up on Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. These days, the master ninja strikes quickly, kicks your ass, knits you an ugly sweater, then fades away without a trace.
And don’t forget, you don’t get to start work on pottery until you are a black belt.
It’s rare to see a shirt dispense such invaluable advice, but this is one of them.
This classic Don’t Hassel the Hoff t-shirt was actually seen on the man himself. David Hasselhoff may have his hands full with ninja practice these days, but the man brought us boob watch, so cut him some slack and show your support with this tee.
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The ninja’s greatest strength is his stealth and agility. His biggest weakness? Beans.
According to the Barenaked Ladies: “The ninja’s are deadly and silent, they’re also unspeakably violent, they speak Japanese, they do whatever they please, and sometimes they vacation in Ireland. And if you tear off their masks they’ll be smiling.”
Do you guys remember that kid that got hit by the Prius last year? His mum (American, obviously) placed the blame squarely at the feet of car makers, blaming the “totally silent” vehicle.
So, like ninjas, the Toyota Prius is .. wait for it .. silent AND deadly!
I’m going to go out on a limb here and state categorically, for the record, that a ninja would TOTALLY kick a pirates ass.
I don’t know why people are still talking about this. Ninajs and the dark martial arts are undoubtedly awesome; pirates’ personal hygene is questionable and they are generally hung over. What more is there to be talked about?