You know you’re buying quality when you see on your shirt tag that it uses Manatee. I mean, everyone knows that Baby Seals make great coats, but I think blending Baby Seal with Panda and Manatee shows a real attention to detail.
Did you know the Manatee is also called a Sea Cow? That sounds like an insult to me. It’s almost like it was introduced to the ocean and the animals were like “Who are you?”
The Manatee was like “You can call me Manatee.”
The other animals were like “Yeah right Sea Cow! You think you’re all that cos you’re a fat seal and shit. What you gotta do is get yourself an education and a job.”
“I live in the ocean.”
“You live in the ocean cos you ain’t got no job!”
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