Though it may be an uneasy truce between these timeless foes, we must end the bloodshed immediately. An alliance must be formed.
Though wooden peg leg and eyepatch manufacturers may be displeased by this alliance, it is for the greater good that we present the first official Pirate Ninja Alliance.
As much as I love ninjas – in well, comparison to Pirates, that is – they can be real jerks sometimes.
If your family have been killed by ninjas, you’ve got a long, hard road ahead of you if you want some payback. Ninjas are masters of the dark arts, so if you want payback, you’re gonna have to work hard for it.
So if someone could chip in with a bit of cash for karate lessons, that’d be a real helping hand.
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By now, you should all know my feelings about pirates. They are far from the sexiest creatues at sea. In fact, I’d go to far as to say that I’d rather bed the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom.
Because this is a Pirate shirt about trying to get a date, it would be too easy for me to tell a bunch of jokes about “chests” and “booty”… so here they are:
What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty.
Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated arrrrgh! Why? Because of all the booty!
Why did the pirate become a rapper? Because he wanted more booty.
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I’m going to go out on a limb here and state categorically, for the record, that a ninja would TOTALLY kick a pirates ass.
I don’t know why people are still talking about this. Ninajs and the dark martial arts are undoubtedly awesome; pirates’ personal hygene is questionable and they are generally hung over. What more is there to be talked about?