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Zombie Pirate Ninja

admin — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 03:14:38 +0000

Zombies are cool. Pirates are cool! Ninjas are way cool! And by that logic, this Zombie Pirate Ninja shirt is the coolest shirt on the planet at the moment.

Now I can just hear the chorus of 15 year old girls going “What about vampires? They’re cool too, right?”

Wrong.

The vampires you are familiar with from such shows are Vampire Diaries and Twilight are not cool. They are sparkly and metrosexual. This was never cool. It works for Calvin Klein underwear ads, but little else.

While I’m destroying dreams, the following things are also not cool: Werewolves (although they are cooler than Vampires), Robots, Monkeys, Ugg Boots / Moccasins, Facebook, Bieber Fever, North Korea and Iran, Hello Kitty, all Reality TV whether staged or “real”, Gaming, Spin Class, Army Jerks, Stephen Baldwin, and this blog. So take that advice with a heaped teaspoon of sodium chloride…

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I Support the Pirate Ninja Alliance

admin — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:48:34 +0000

Though it may be an uneasy truce between these timeless foes, we must end the bloodshed immediately. An alliance must be formed.

Though wooden peg leg and eyepatch manufacturers may be displeased by this alliance, it is for the greater good that we present the first official Pirate Ninja Alliance.

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Need Money For Karate Lessons – Ninjas Killed My Family

admin — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:09:15 +0000

As much as I love ninjas – in well, comparison to Pirates, that is – they can be real jerks sometimes.

If your family have been killed by ninjas, you’ve got a long, hard road ahead of you if you want some payback. Ninjas are masters of the dark arts, so if you want payback, you’re gonna have to work hard for it.

So if someone could chip in with a bit of cash for karate lessons, that’d be a real helping hand.

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Arrrrrrrrgh Ya Free Saturday Night

admin — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:29:58 +0000

By now, you should all know my feelings about pirates. They are far from the sexiest creatues at sea. In fact, I’d go to far as to say that I’d rather bed the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom.

Because this is a Pirate shirt about trying to get a date, it would be too easy for me to tell a bunch of jokes about “chests” and “booty”… so here they are:

What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty.

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated arrrrgh! Why? Because of all the booty!

Why did the pirate become a rapper? Because he wanted more booty.

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Ninja Please

admin — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 06:57:17 +0000

I’m going to go out on a limb here and state categorically, for the record, that a ninja would TOTALLY kick a pirates ass.

I don’t know why people are still talking about this. Ninajs and the dark martial arts are undoubtedly awesome; pirates’ personal hygene is questionable and they are generally hung over. What more is there to be talked about?

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