Obama Said Knock You Out
Don’t call me “not black” – I’m half black and speak clearly, And that’s not nearly a reason to fear...
Read MoreAsk Me About My Stimulus Package
So the other day I was like “Hey! The government better damn well hand over some free money during these tough times.” But...
Read MoreSo We Cool Now?
America experienced a wave of newfound enthusiasm as Barack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States. But now that...
Read MoreGod Bless America, Except Idaho – Fuck Idaho
God bless America. Except Idaho – fuck Idaho. You heard me. What’s that? What did Idaho ever do to me? It exists for one....
Read MoreFree Tibet With Purchase of Tibet of Equal or Lesser Value
Why is it that every time I see “Free Tibet” my brain automatically finishes the sentence “with the purchase of any...
Read More