It really doesn’t need an explanation, but the story goes like this: You’re on Facebook, you post a status update, all of your friends have the option of ‘liking’ it.

So, 74 people ‘like’ sex with your girlfriend? Zing! What does that say about her?

It’s a great ‘your girlfriends a ho’ diss t-shirt, especially for Facebook fans and honestly, who isn’t one these days? The design is basic, but it needs to be to achieve the Facebook look and feel, which it nails (like your girlfriend).

You’ll get hours of fun offending your friends, and their girlfriends.

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For the Jedi on the go. New Lite Saber! When you want meta-caloriens without, mega calories.

Lite Saber, same great taste less filling.

Just watch out – the new slim can is shaped like a real light saber, and you sure don’t want to slam one of them down your throat unless you want a brief burn sensation followed by a permanent dying sensation.

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This shirt is hella cool. Northern California is hella cool. That’s all I’ve got to say on the subject.

Ok, one more thing – hella is an adjective, not an adverb. Nice one Bay Area, California. I guess grammar isn’t that important with all that sunshine and .. homosexuality.

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I walked confidently up to the counter and ordered a Double Whopper with Bacon and a “liter o’ cola”.

The snot-nose kid behind the register simply rings up the burger plus a King-size Coke.

So I told him: “I don’t want a King-size Coke. I want a god damn liter o’ cola!”

He calmly procedes to explain to me that a King-Size softdrink is in fact 33 ounces, which it almost exactly one liter. And as Coca-cola is a cola drink, in a sense he was indeed giving me a liter-o-cola.

That’s when I screamed “Damn it, you burger punk”, dove across the counter and proceded to punch-a-size his face.

I won’t be returning to Burger King again for awhile. Well, not that Burger King anyways…

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Gen-Yers will laugh and clap with slack-jawed glee at the latest series of movies.

Now that Michael Bay has made the Transformers franchise an even larger international phenomenon, the poor Autobots need to deploy a series of new technologies to blend in.

Godspeed, you brave metallic chameleons.

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Very deceptive!

10. You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ’cause these ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids you’re looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father’s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the room… accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do. I ain’t got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. ‘What’ ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on ‘What’?

4. You sendin’ the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that’s all you had to say!

3. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that the motherfucker’s a carpet. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What’s the brother gonna do? He’s a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber… it’s the one that says, “Bad Motherfucker” on it.

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Though wooden peg leg and eyepatch manufacturers may be displeased by this alliance, it is for the greater good that we present the first official Pirate Ninja Alliance.

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Guitar Hero came first, addicting an entire generation. Now we have Rock Band, bringing drums and vocals into the mix.

But for any of use not born in the 80s, the games can be frustrating. Not possessing the digital coordination that the Generation Whiners have, the games are all but unplayable.

Until along came Cowbell Hero. Every song ever written could use a little more cowbell.

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It’s important that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains inside your skull, right where they belong:

1. Choose Your Weapon – I suggest the sports supplies stores, although if you have a high-school level knowledge of chemistry, you may consider pharmacies or K-mart.

2. Aim For The Head – As everyone should know by now, zombies can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.

3. Don’t Miss (or it will eat your brains) – If you do miss, you’ll find the zombie removes your head and destroys your brain… by eating it!

So don’t miss! Learn a swinging sport now: baseball, golf, cricket… even curling is better than nothing.

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You don’t need a lot of letters to say, “fuck you!” In fact, you only need 7 of ‘em.

The “I don’t need 140 characters to say fuck you” t-shirt is ironic, since Sunshine Megatron himself tweets a tweet every time he takes a tinkle.

Still though, this shirt is pretty funny. For all of you annoyed with the recent Twitter craze, get this t-shirt.

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