This t-shirt appears to have been created in case you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies.
It’s important that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains inside your skull, right where they belong:
1. Choose Your Weapon – I suggest the sports supplies stores, although if you have a high-school level knowledge of chemistry, you may consider pharmacies or K-mart.
2. Aim For The Head – As everyone should know by now, zombies can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.
3. Don’t Miss (or it will eat your brains) – If you do miss, you’ll find the zombie removes your head and destroys your brain… by eating it!
So don’t miss! Learn a swinging sport now: baseball, golf, cricket… even curling is better than nothing.