C major. D Major. G major. Three simple chords that have changed the sexual fortunes of many an adolescent boy since the dawn of rock n’ roll.
There’s so much angsty material to choose from!
If you can’t get laid with these three chords, you need to practice more. Or tune your guitar, genius.
Throw in A minor and this might even work after college.
There are times when we forget that the daytime exists, sometimes going as far as to deny its existence.
It’s usually our vices that make us break the monotonous routine of our lives: sex, booze, drugs, gambling, even gaming these days. Not in my day, mind…
Bring on the night! Darkness seems to heighten our senses and enhance our attraction to the opposite sex.
Shit, I can even dance better at night! Or maybe that’s the handful of pills I just took..?