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It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
While you’re in my mother make me another brother
And while I’m in your mother I’ll never use a rubber, oh!

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’ma sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!

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Aww shit! Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck, but stay on your motherfuckin’ toes. We runnin this, let’s go!

I’m on a Boat!

Awesome. Just, awesome! Did you know this song made it into the top 10 charts in New Zealand? Goes to show the depth of musical talent in that country I suppose…

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Sofa king, we Todd did. You are Sofa King, we Todd did.

Inspired by the movie Accepted, this cool party shirt is a must have for all you mathletes and athletes out there.

Still don’t know what the EF I’m talking about? Maybe you need to see the SNL Sofa King ad:

“Need a new set of sofa? Get to Sofa King then. Their products are Sofa King cheap, Sofa King comfortable, not to mention that their delivery is also Sofa King quick.”

It is Sofa King Cool!

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Alright, guys, I think we’re ready to lay this first track down. By the way, my name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes, the Bruce Dickinson. Easy guys, I put my pants on just like the rest of you – one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. I gotta tell you fellas, you have got what appears to be a dynamite sound! Alright, here we go.

That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what’s the deal? I’ll be honest fellas, it was sounding great. But I could’ve used a little more cowbell. So let’s take it again. And Gene – really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really, explore the space. I like what I’m hearing. I’m telling you, fellas – you’re gonna want that cowbell on the track!

I gotta have more cowbell, baby! Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell!

Because less cowbell would result in less cowbell. If you’ve gotta have more cowbell, you’ve got to have this shirt!

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