My Other Ride is Your Mom
I’ve got an ’89 Ford Escort, a Thundercats Big Wheel, and a ’63 version of Your Mom with red racing stripes. She really...
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“Promoting New Communities and Creating Jobs!” But as Randal pointed out in Clerks, the first Death Star was manned by the...
Read MoreIt’s Okay Pluto, I’m Not A Planet Either
Poor Pluto spent years with planetary status only to have in yanked away by an uncaring scientific community. Now, the other planets laugh...
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As much as I love ninjas – in well, comparison to Pirates, that is – they can be real jerks sometimes. If your family have...
Read MoreI’m On A Boat
Aww shit! Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck, but stay on your...
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