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A headcrab is a fictional alien parasitoid found in the Half-Life video game series created by Valve Software. They are the most numerous and arguably most iconic aliens in the series.

If you think it likely you may encounter one of these little suckers in your day to day travels, the Crowbar 3000 is the ultimate in current anti-Headcrab technology. Should a Headcrab affix itself to your head, beat repeatedly with the Crowbar 3000 until it lets go.

In fact, even after it leats go, it wouldn’t hurt to give yourself another couple of smacks to prevent future outbreaks.

Also, if you live in a desolate dorm room, you can also use the crowbar to pry open the vending machine and get your mountain dew/dorito fix.

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The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, “JediMaster Mace Windu”, say in the Star Wars Prequel:

10. You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ’cause these ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids you’re looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father’s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the room… accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do. I ain’t got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. ‘What’ ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on ‘What’?

4. You sendin’ the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that’s all you had to say!

3. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that the motherfucker’s a carpet. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What’s the brother gonna do? He’s a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber… it’s the one that says, “Bad Motherfucker” on it.

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Evil lolcat asks "wai so srs?" before he kills you!

Rumour has it, Evil lolcat is up for a posthumous Academy Award for this t-shirt.

See, I don’t get that. I don’t think this t-shirt is any more outstanding that Captain Jack Lolcat’s performance as a camp pirate. I guess getting run over by that car was the best career move Evil lolcat ever made…

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Those hadrons are hard to hide sometimes. You’ll be sitting at work, bored out of your mind, and next thing you know you’ve got a hadron in your pants. The worst part is you’ve got a meeting to go to you’re already late for…

Ok, I know the LHC deserves a little more respect than a couple of cheap knob gags, but this is a t-shirt website dammit, not a science journal!

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Though it may be an uneasy truce between these timeless foes, we must end the bloodshed immediately. An alliance must be formed.

Though wooden peg leg and eyepatch manufacturers may be displeased by this alliance, it is for the greater good that we present the first official Pirate Ninja Alliance.

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It was only a matter of time before game designers made our dreams of becoming rock gods come true… well, at least in the comfort of our own living rooms.

Guitar Hero came first, addicting an entire generation. Now we have Rock Band, bringing drums and vocals into the mix.

But for any of use not born in the 80s, the games can be frustrating. Not possessing the digital coordination that the Generation Whiners have, the games are all but unplayable.

Until along came Cowbell Hero. Every song ever written could use a little more cowbell.

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This t-shirt appears to have been created in case you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies.

It’s important that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains inside your skull, right where they belong:

1. Choose Your Weapon – I suggest the sports supplies stores, although if you have a high-school level knowledge of chemistry, you may consider pharmacies or K-mart.

2. Aim For The Head – As everyone should know by now, zombies can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.

3. Don’t Miss (or it will eat your brains) – If you do miss, you’ll find the zombie removes your head and destroys your brain… by eating it!

So don’t miss! Learn a swinging sport now: baseball, golf, cricket… even curling is better than nothing.

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