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Yesterday, a thought occurred to me:

“I wonder if the guy in the red uniform has his own shirt?”

Well, today I found it!

Kirk & Spock & Bones and some guy in a Red Shirt, soon to be some Dead guy in a Red Shirt.

It’s always the guy in the red uniform that dies when they beam down to a planet’s surface. The new Star Trek movie sticks to the formula because, well, it’s hilarious!

Show your away team spirit with this awesome tee. Just don’t get a red one if you can help it…

Click Here to get a Kirk & Spock & Bones Away Team T-shirt

If you always wondered why Klingons have that ridged forehead, then wonder no longer. Just like a Trojan in a gold box, Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.

And if you really had always wondered why Klingons have that ridged head, then I gotta question you’re upbringing. I mean, seriously! Who looks at a Klingon and thinks to themselves “Wow! That is an especially elegant example of evolution! But, what up with the ridged head..?”

I remember reading once that Klingons have an extra of all vital organs. Does this mean they have two penises…? While researching this question, I came across the following:

Don’t you wish.

No, Klingons do not have two penises. The system redundancy manifests itself as a second pair of testicles. However, if it’s any consolation, the Klingon penis is as ridged and hard as the Klingon forehead. The forehead may just be evolution’s way of advertising; “ribbed for her pleasure.”

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Everyone’s a Trekie! The tee features the Star Wars gang – Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Minch Yoda – enjoying some old school Star Trek.

I finally saw the new Star Trek movie last night, and it reminded me – it’s always the guy in the red uniform that dies when they beam down to a planet’s surface. I said to my girlfriend “I bet that guy eats it in the next five minutes.”

Ok, ok… it was my mom. My girlfriend is outta town. On a photo shoot… in the Bahamas. Why are we talking about me? I’m not on trial here! We were talking about Star Trek!

Hmm, I wonder if the red uniform guy has his own shirt.

Click Here to get an Everyone’s A Trekie T-shirt

This is a twist on the “Don’t Tase Me Bro” shirt that became so popular after University of Florida student Andrew Meyer played grab-ass with the local cops after haranguing Massachusetts senator John Kerry.

Now, I haven’t seen the new Star Trek movie, but I’m pretty sure “Don’t Phase Me Bro” is a quote from it, possibly made by some rotund, 4-foot alien upon encountering a far less rotund Captain Kirk than I am used to seeing. Hilarity no doubt ensues, and I look forward to seeing it on Youtube.

This shirt is a must have for away teams and landing parties.

Click Here to get a Don’t Phase Me Bro T-shirt