May 03

New Mexico: Cleaner Than Regular Mexico Spring Break 2002: Cancun. You remember it as if it were just a couple of years ago. If your spring break was anything like mine, you’d have the following regrets:

7. Drinking before 7…AM!
6. Buying that discount vacation package to Pakistan.
5. Starring in a Gigolos Gone Wild video.
4. Transferring to Cancun University to study tequila.
3. Inventing a new STD.
2. Passing on that offer from the Bush twins.
1. Cheerios + Jagermeister = Bad

Now it’s time you get your revenge on Montezuma by wearing this shirt…

Click Here to get a New Mexico: Cleaner Than Regular Mexico T-shirt

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