Presenting the smackdown from Mexico since 1955!
Swing for the fences with this (un)official baseball t-shirt. Looking for a funny shirt? This is the Juan for you.
Now, I thought I knew baseball, but if you’re swinging at a piñata, then I’m not if connecting is a good thing or a bad thing..? I thought baseball was pretty universal, you know? crazy Mexicans!
Apparently it’s funny to “heart” anything that is of an adult nature. Whether you heart beer, sluts, donkey punches or licking balls, a shirt advertising your sentiments is always hilarious.
Here’s a general one to get you started. It emcompasses all of these shirts in one classy, intellectual statement sure to impress your friends.
Show everyone how post-modern you are and (heart) heart statements.
“Same great taste, less calories”
For the Jedi on the go. New Lite Saber! When you want meta-caloriens without, mega calories.
Lite Saber, same great taste less filling.
Just watch out – the new slim can is shaped like a real light saber, and you sure don’t want to slam one of them down your throat unless you want a brief burn sensation followed by a permanent dying sensation.
Re-Elect Adam West Quahog Mayor. A vote for Adam West is a vote for an intense, soft-spoken lunatic whose delusions often come at great expense and sometimes risk to the taxpayers. But at least he’s better than the other guy.
So show your support for Rhode Island’s favorite mayor by giving him your vote. Unless you’re a commie… You’re not a commie are you?
Mayor West is always thinking about his constituents. He recently bought a Rottweiler, so he put up a sign to warn people how dangerous it is. It said “ONE WAY” so people will know if they step into his yard, there’s only one way out – in a body bag, from dog injuries.
What a guy!
Yesterday, a thought occurred to me:
“I wonder if the guy in the red uniform has his own shirt?”
Well, today I found it!
Kirk & Spock & Bones and some guy in a Red Shirt, soon to be some Dead guy in a Red Shirt.
It’s always the guy in the red uniform that dies when they beam down to a planet’s surface. The new Star Trek movie sticks to the formula because, well, it’s hilarious!
Show your away team spirit with this awesome tee. Just don’t get a red one if you can help it…
If you always wondered why Klingons have that ridged forehead, then wonder no longer. Just like a Trojan in a gold box, Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.
And if you really had always wondered why Klingons have that ridged head, then I gotta question you’re upbringing. I mean, seriously! Who looks at a Klingon and thinks to themselves “Wow! That is an especially elegant example of evolution! But, what up with the ridged head..?”
I remember reading once that Klingons have an extra of all vital organs. Does this mean they have two penises…? While researching this question, I came across the following:
Don’t you wish.
No, Klingons do not have two penises. The system redundancy manifests itself as a second pair of testicles. However, if it’s any consolation, the Klingon penis is as ridged and hard as the Klingon forehead. The forehead may just be evolution’s way of advertising; “ribbed for her pleasure.”
Everyone’s a Trekie! The tee features the Star Wars gang – Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Minch Yoda – enjoying some old school Star Trek.
I finally saw the new Star Trek movie last night, and it reminded me – it’s always the guy in the red uniform that dies when they beam down to a planet’s surface. I said to my girlfriend “I bet that guy eats it in the next five minutes.”
Ok, ok… it was my mom. My girlfriend is outta town. On a photo shoot… in the Bahamas. Why are we talking about me? I’m not on trial here! We were talking about Star Trek!
Hmm, I wonder if the red uniform guy has his own shirt.
So you helped save the galaxy, reunited long lost twins, saved friends from certain death and restored peace and democracy to countless worlds…
“R2 – we have a clean up on isle three.”
What’s a droid to do?
With this shirt we pay homage to the great work of these and other droids.
This fun tee is ready to wear to the most intense partying, gaming or just chillin out.
How chillin is it? Think of Hoth, only cooler.
Che Guevara is probably the foremost symbol of anti-capitalist and anti-American sentiment in the entire world. His entire life he fought against Western capitalism, which he considered to be patently unfair and morally degrading. He believed deeply in the creation of the New Man, who would respond not to greed and power but to kindness and humanity.
Che only really became known posthumously. The romantic nature of his early and violent death, his iconic photogeneity, as well as tales of his legendary rigidity in his principals made him a prime target for American youths’ left-wing idealism.
Buoyed by charming exuberance but acting in clear ignorance of Che’s true ideals, the young would-be rebels quickly snapped all manner of Che merchandise, from posters to blankets to key-chains to t-shirts, all of it a clear representation of the cynicism of capitalist America. The very man who abhorred all material profit because a huge source of revenue for the world’s largest corporations, so much so that TIME magazine called Albert Korda’s 1960 photograph of Che the most purchased photograph in the world. In a paradigm shift of epic proportions, capitalist America turned one of its supreme enemies into one of its greatest allies.
So by buying this cliché, you are proudly further the cruel practical joke that Fate played on one of the most principled (you can call him anything you like but you can’t deny him that) human beings in history.
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
The awesome tee features a parody of that donut logo and that perfect cup of coffee. It’s really the perfect drinking shirt!
If Dunkin’ Donuts is all about coffee and donuts, I suppose Drunkin’ Gonuts is all about booze and meth. That would certainly make a formidable franchise opportunity!
A place like that would certainly liven things up on a Tuesday night.